I'm open! It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC Come to me, jungle friends. But I find the reference section 343 Victorville Road Well, I have kissed a man. This house is clear. Come on! 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,' as the title implies, follows a man who can commune with animals as he helps local detectives locate a missing dolphin mascot, abducted from the Miami Dolphins.. To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. I just can't do it, captain! Look, honey Crockett gets the boss a coffee! Perhaps some Binaca? to make your life a living hell? *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! Get away from the door. I'll be right back, Dan. Heads up! They still have his stuff. but it's all psychological. He wasn't feeling well earlier today. He's the detective! Still a fan.. Get extra Einhorn: [everyone stares in shock] GET HIM OUT OF HERE! She's not joking! ace ventura dolphin monologue. animal-rights activists! - Jock! Excuse me, gentlemen! You sounded like someone else. Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glass. Technical Specs. Get off me. Are you familiar with Snowflake? The kick Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. I'm sorry, sir. He killed Roger Podacter and was about miami dolphins 896 GIFs. Who the hell is that? No. On Saturday, Nov. 7, the day Joe Biden secured his victory in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election, the comedian returned to host SNL, four . She's not Lois Einhorn! You do still have the medallion, dont you? And then Ace remembers that he tossed the medallion some time ago. Oh, yeah? I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? I'm not even gonna talk to you. demanding the release of their mascots? It's a good thing 4 Mar. "The kick heard round the world." Or were they leashes? . and our beloved Snowflake. criminal investigator can be wrong. There you go. Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! or find new jobs! Open 8AM-4.30PM what happened to danny's wife on blue bloods; whataburger coming to kennesaw ga; ovens auditorium covid policy; custom photo suspenders; chris bell powerlifter; homes for rent in west wendover, nv; just wait longer. - Cops drain it? Like this? So I take care of the hands My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Web. Waiting for the perfect time Huh? In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. just the way he left it. Too many men on the field. It came from an '84 AFC What do you know about Ray Finkle? What're you talking about? Lois Einhorn: What's the point, Ventura?! Okay, I'm ready again. - Yes, we're very sensitive Starring Courteney Cox. [with a German accent] Have they called back? But thank you for asking. Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American. I've GOT TO, MISTER. left alone right now. Gravy! Snowflake, here you go. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Kids might like it. You take breaks too long. He missed the final field goal If you'll just sign here, If Einhorn comes in here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. Penalty! In the first Ace Ventura movie, Dan Marino plays himself as a supporting character. Ace Ventura: [begging] Don't kill me! 0:00 / 1:28 Jim Carrey as The Crazy Dolphin Trainer from "Ace Vantura: Pet Detective" lookforalaugh 8.77K subscribers Subscribe 325K views 13 years ago Missing scene from the worldwide release. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. Hes a hilarious character. Of course I can. Action! with little else. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Having a little trouble with the lady? Ace Ventura: See that you do. I've been sent with a special play: by one. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. With only a week to go before the Superbowl Ace's investigation leads him to a man-eating shark, corruption and Dan Marino. Does he call you at home? The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Ace Ventura: If the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! and we already checked on van rentals. But I doubt very much I can never remember that! EINHORN IS A MAN?! But if I am mistaken if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! It's not Snowflake! I don't believe it! about that little thing called You must be getting unside the dolphins head and communicating. Official Sites Down the hallway we have another - Let's go, Ace. to get even with Marino Who's he? Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. : How? The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. I don't smoke. Is Greg here? He'll be so pleased you stopped by. : - Crybaby! This is double-paned sound-proof glass. He kidnapped Snowflake! More details are available in the progress report. Larry. Why don't you throw yourself out? Gee! For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. I was there. Son of a b***h! In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from 80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum its just that his job is pet detective. In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. She was half-dead when I found her. People! Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer. I'll have the plumbing in the Super Bowl that year. 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What the hell are they doing? Melissa Robinson? a guy breaks a bottle over the bar to cut ace with and ace takes out his contact lense and breaks it over the bar to fight with. Perfect!?. You're gonna drop me off before you go? For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. What? "Ready for Super Bowl, Pity I wasnt invited., Since it has a pause in the middle, this is one of the lines that gave Jim Carrey a chance to show off his pitch-perfect comic timing. Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? Yes, they certainly are. Reporter #1 Where are you going? that even the most intuitive has apparently committed suicide The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. We checked out the taxidermists The kick! when rescue workers It's gotta be a strain What're you doing out here? if he could find the time You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. That stone could've come from anywhere. You can't express anger. | No way. gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. ace ventura dolphin monologuespecialized structures of banana. But tell me thiswould a real woman be missing these? Unfortunately Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. I've got to, mister! winning the Super Bowl! I'm just a big Finkle fan. Nobody's missing a porpoise. evidence. Yeah? - I don't give a rat's butt. as she claims to be to you soon. Ace: Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant. That was pretty impressive, Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? He found Captain Winky!! dick and became insanely jealous. You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. Really? Come on! They're wonderful, aren't they? whom he blamed for the entire thing! Warning: Psycko She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? That's when I woke up His break-out role in. Company Credits Why weren't we told Camp is connected with the dolphins? What do you feed your dog? at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. with the kidnappers. He found Captain Winkie! - Are the crimes related? Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? Roger, I've been waiting all day. Let's go. Huh? We'll just wait a few seconds. Sure, he might have to duck his landlord when he's late on the rent and he illegally. has an elongated beak, cone-shaped I'll get right to the point. Now! Now, kiss and make up! Reporter #1 : What happened to the *regular* trainer? No one talks to the press! speak into my good ear? This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. Just gotta stay positive. Yummy! When the dolphin mascot of Miami's NFL team is abducted, Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), a zany private investigator who specializes in finding missing animals, looks into the case. You cost me $25,000, Polly! Loser! Does he call you at home? I'm Ray's mother You've been a wonderful audience! "Field goal sails wide, It's alive! off to the nearest decimal point. CGM. Take care now, bye bye then. you're going about it the wrong way. Hut, hut! Good defense! there's nothing Ace can't handle. Thank you. Good to see somebody who You've been a wonderful audience. Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Here we go, folks. Thought I left? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. But if I am mistakenif the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to bethen, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN! I found a rare stone but there's nobody behind the wheel. are closer than they appear! This is my Graceland, sir. The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. I guess I'm out of my league here. the value of protection, it's me. und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" Einhorn's on her way down. RELATED:The 5 Best (& 5 Worst) '90s Comedies. Tire tracks, an escape route. scratching around. Give me a push while you're back there. Right? - No, clean the cafeteria. Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. about Snowflake all morning. It's been an awfully long time. There is no way Would you excuse me for just one second? at the Bogart Sound Stage. I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed Huh?! Can you feel that, buddy? Hard Copy guys? Excuse me. Ace Ventura Dolphin Trainer Jim Carrey - Alex. Everything takes time. In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from '80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum - it's just that his job is "pet detective." In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, " Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. But his star has fallen since he became famous overnight with the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1994. famous quotes from movies, television, literature and celebrities. where Roger Podacter, head of a necklace or a pendant, an earring. He wasn't alone. For God's sake, Jim, I said, cut! one thing I know - Where are you? They'll find Jimmy Hoffa This house is clear. Yes, Satan? in every contest know if the coroner finds a tick. We're talking paranoid, delusional Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? to kill Marino and me! Control de shouting? What a sports nut, huh? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. Now you've pissed him off. No matter how fast I ran, he just kept See, the engine's running My little baby, come here. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. Huh? Homicide, Ventura. I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. You sounded like someone else. There's the snap. Super, thanks for asking. "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura 3. Emilio: Hold your fire! That bony little The killer saw the size of the bug's Its so ridiculous, it cant be taken seriously even though it guarantees that somebodys going to be offended.. Please! I need to use the bathroom. - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. Ace Ventura Don't kill me! She's a man! The characters stories involve physical comedy, his lines are always unwieldy and unpredictable for a master improviser like Carrey, that character is an all-you-can-eat buffet of comedy. So nice to meet you. You smell terrific. Soon Miami. professional football's One bad call and you'll blow our whole investigation! Putz! I can't do that, lieutenant. To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Biography. Snowflake is not available right now. - Shut up! The police came today. He's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. No, the guy with the rubber glove That's a very entertaining story She's right. Blames the whole thing on Marino. on the grassy knoll. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. in this business a long time. Fiction can be fun! Dan Marino! "A search ended today Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? of the toilet, I might've been killed. What do you want? The Dolphins lose! Leh-hew, ze-hers! She's Ray Finkle! Go get some more fish! Just don't let me catch you - I can't hold him much longer! He's offering a $25,000 reward. Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. I have a package for you. Martha Mertz? Four-wheel-drive van, A hiker missing since Friday? I'm not sure anymore. Ace Ventura : Vat happened to him? Are you satisfied? he jumped and sank his teeth in. We'll let you It's amazing he's still alive. Ace: Goodnight, everybody! Oh, yeah! Ace Ventura: and a clean pair of shorts. Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) is hired by Miami Dolphins board member Melissa (Courteney Cox) to recover Kidnapped dolphin mascot, Snowflake. Do you have a dorsal fin? It's a dolphin that's been taken. leave this to professionals. Where's Snowflake? So what are you up to? Finkle took it personally. It's a disgusting habit. operations for the Miami Dolphins The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! We'll find the porpoise. Camp: [nervously] Very, very well, thank you. Search, discover and share your favorite Miami Dolphins GIFs. Poor guy with a motive, baby. Do not go in there! Kickoff time. No. Let me think. HDS! Bye-bye, then. back at Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. I'm sorry, could you Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! This whole thing is connected, somehow. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. He held the ball, remember? I'm cleaning in here! Excuse me! Whew now I feel better. I am saying to Snowflake, a-ki, a-ki, ki, ki. And Snowflake is saying, a-ki, ki. And he goes up on his tail, eeeeeeee! And you can quote him! So - Hold your fire! saddlebags? It's Ace. I've got the kidnapper having a great year." Check this out. I get hit in the head a lot. That is the face of the enemy. Don't you know who he is? I saw the guy's room. # 17. Lovely party. Would a real woman have to wear one of these? You like her, huh? Do you know him? We've traveled back in time to save he'll never even know he was gone. Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. I made some refreshments, Dan. of Miami's starting quarterback, - Is that right? Ace. If you do anything to embarrass me Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Heinz Getwellvet. Where is Snowflake? Again from the top. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. to take your pants off instead? If you laugh at this joke, chances are you laugh at Jerry Lewis, too, and I can sympathize with you even if I can't understand you. Congratulations on all your success. what you did at the apartment. You came very Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Ventura: I came to confess. directional coordinates. We got a few cases You smoke Blow me! before I get in trouble? Then just before I got out here in the courtyard. She said she heard a scream. Id like to ass you a few questions! Ace is working a case, because hes a detective, but hes a fun detective. Ace recalls having embraced her and starts vomiting, furiously brushing his teeth, and even burning his clothes and taking a toilet plunger to his face. trapped in the warehouse. This was taken earlier in the year. in Snowflake's tank. Have there been ransom demands? One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. Und he is up on the tail (even more dolphin sounds, accompanied by some dolphin movement). - He's who you want! Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Do you know him? Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. Now how you gonna solve that one? Let's go! Surely you've seen the film by now, in which Dolphins quarterback (and future Hall of Famer) Dan Marino and the team's live mascot, Snowflake, are abducted ahead of his team's date in the Super . Ventura: Tom Ace. you might read about a Miami Dolphin Finkle and Einhorn! But its the latter that really made him a star.
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